Man Mistakenly Eats Pot Brownies...

Zak & I Discuss the Decline of Wish-Granting Genies and the Rise of Lawyers

In Which Ben Attempts to Rickroll Me

 A still image of Rick Astley sent via text.

Going to the Store

Preface: Early this morning, our water heater sprung a leak. After visits and quotes from various plumbers, some 6 hours later, I finally had one working on a replacement. I was texting Ben to keep him apprised of the situation just as our water was turned off.

Nearly 40 Years Old and Not a Day Past 12

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Whenever Ben and I get to name a religion in Civilization 5 (we play together on the TV via Steam Big Picture – LIFE CHANGER), we always name it "Penelope's Butt." And every time we get a message that says something like "Geneva wants Penelope's Butt," we laugh out loud. We are grown-ups.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Where it all began, on The Simpsons:

It's the little things...

Marie: I've been waiting for you to come back.

Ben: Why? What's up?

Marie: I wanted to tell you something. We got STRAWBERRIES.

Ben: Fuck Yes.

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